itsmemacleod

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

oh my god

halters100

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

greed

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

asian
asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven
please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow
please also find me a nice girlfriend
and help me on my exams
and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself
amen’



I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories

asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven

please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow

please also find me a nice girlfriend

and help me on my exams

and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself

amen’

I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories